Tuesday, October 10, 2006
Joketime
This was so funny I felt I had to share this ith everyone. Relax and enjoy, everyone :P
Bush is my shepherd I shall not lie
He leadeth me beside the still farms and small towns.
He restoreth my doubt in the Repulican party
He guideth me down the path of untold debt for the party's sake.
Bush is my shepherd I shall not lie
He leadeth me beside the still farms and small towns.
He restoreth my doubt in the Repulican party
He guideth me down the path of untold debt for the party's sake.
My wages he will freeze but my expenses runneth over my income.
He cuteth taxes for the wealthiest surely.
Poverty and hard living shall follow the Republican party
and I shall live in a rented house forever.
5,000 years ago, Moses said:
"Park your camel, pick up your shovel, mount your ass,
and I will lead you to the promised land."
5,000 years later, Franklin D. Roosevelt said:
"Lay down your shovel, sit on your ass, light up a camel
this is the promised land."
Today, Bush will steal your shovel, sell your camel, kick your ass,
and tell you know there is no promised land.
I am glad I am an American and I am glad that I am free
but I wish I were a little dog and bush were a tree.
Haha... haven't done this for a long time... ben so busy, my thoughts just spark off millions of others, and it's mentally exhausting trying to keep track of anything blogworthy.
However, I shall endeavour to do so now at the expense of my written report.
Things I wanted to write for my GP essay:
1. Happy birthday to me...
2. The purpose of education is not to fill the mind but to braoden it. Discuss
I disagree with the statement completely. The true purpose of education is to kill oall sorts f joy which students have in life. It enslaves all students, turning them into social retards who have no idea that there actually IS a world outside school...
you get my drift. I felt so abused. My birthday was on the 1st day of promos! the greatest injustice of all time. Haha... but in the 5 days since they have concluded I have made up for it - but have lots to go for the entire year. I have been too busy jetsetting to think about proper relaxation. And in the hols I have the CA, SATS and my community service stuff for my CV to think about. Such is life... ah well... at least it's stuff that doesn't tax my mind.
Speaking of taxing, I have sprained my back muscle by... *drum roll*... STUDYING!!!! spending 4 hours in the same position with a orrific back posture can apparently do that to you... I believe I am the 1st person on earth to do that... hmm... should I send an entry to guiness? Haha... It's ridiculous, the heights to which I can drive myself. And to top it all off, I have this nagging suspiscion that I've done miserably for promos. I shall drive myself crazy with wondering for the whole of next week.
Just started my jewellery making again. I've forgotten how stress-relieving it is... maybe this year, with our knowledge of econs, us beading entrepreneurs might be able to make a profit. Haha... oh well, from what I've seen, I'm doubtful.
Fun times now abound!!! shall watch movies and bead and watch TV and bake till I drop. This is how life should be...
However, I shall endeavour to do so now at the expense of my written report.
Things I wanted to write for my GP essay:
1. Happy birthday to me...
2. The purpose of education is not to fill the mind but to braoden it. Discuss
I disagree with the statement completely. The true purpose of education is to kill oall sorts f joy which students have in life. It enslaves all students, turning them into social retards who have no idea that there actually IS a world outside school...
you get my drift. I felt so abused. My birthday was on the 1st day of promos! the greatest injustice of all time. Haha... but in the 5 days since they have concluded I have made up for it - but have lots to go for the entire year. I have been too busy jetsetting to think about proper relaxation. And in the hols I have the CA, SATS and my community service stuff for my CV to think about. Such is life... ah well... at least it's stuff that doesn't tax my mind.
Speaking of taxing, I have sprained my back muscle by... *drum roll*... STUDYING!!!! spending 4 hours in the same position with a orrific back posture can apparently do that to you... I believe I am the 1st person on earth to do that... hmm... should I send an entry to guiness? Haha... It's ridiculous, the heights to which I can drive myself. And to top it all off, I have this nagging suspiscion that I've done miserably for promos. I shall drive myself crazy with wondering for the whole of next week.
Just started my jewellery making again. I've forgotten how stress-relieving it is... maybe this year, with our knowledge of econs, us beading entrepreneurs might be able to make a profit. Haha... oh well, from what I've seen, I'm doubtful.
Fun times now abound!!! shall watch movies and bead and watch TV and bake till I drop. This is how life should be...
